Final Destination 3

  • four minutes in and i want you all to die
  • hey gretchen speck horowitz :D
  • actually, the shallow popular girls won points for telling that guy off
  • but, seriously, every time i watched these i’m like “see all those omens you ignored the first time around? yeah. tough luck.”
  • great, dickwad will be one of the last to die
  • fuck, dickwad’s actually being nice about this though
  • fuck, basic decency and going out of his way to try to save others? fuck.
  • i wanted you dead. now i’m gonna feel bad when you die.
  • you are still a total dickwad though!
  • “i made a promise to take care of you” “on a ride. for three minutes” srsly tho
  • OMG THEY SPARED ME ANOTHER FUCKING RESEARCH MONTAGE.
  • oh, man, sister feels (i appreciate greatly that the second and third movies pass the bechdel)
  • oh dear… the tanning bed scene… a) this won’t be pretty, b) i never thought i’d see gretchen speck’s boob, much less this much of them
  • welp… that was… really horrible
  • her sister is really great…
  • saving ian doesn’t save the next person you have the rules wrong what
  • no, dickwad, stop making me care about you
  • but… but… she didn’t even have any lines? you have one WOC in the film and she’s a victim without lines?????????
  • is dickwad still going to die? why am i invested in him?
  • wen, babe, that’s not it. your sister is next.
  • sdajklfgjsf i didn’t want you all to die though :(
  • that was cruel
  • i don’t like horror movies why am i doing this to myself?

So, yeah, this one was a better character movie than the second (irony being they live in 2 and all die in 3?), but I still like the story in the second and how it built on the mythos.